The Battle

The Battle is a new comedy based on the Britpop music charts in the summer of 1995. Coming to Glasgow’s Theatre Royal from 26th – 30th May 2026.

London, 1995. Two of the country’s biggest bands release singles on the same day, commencing the battle of Britpop.

On one side, clean-cut, art-school intellectuals from the South. On the other: raw and unapologetic lads from the North. Rivalries flare. Friendships fracture and at the centre of it all a mania that would define an era – were you Blur or Oasis?

From the chaos of the Brit Awards to the infamous chart war. The Battle is a wickedly funny dive into one of the greatest rivalries in rock history. Featuring legendary personalities and unforgettable clashes, it was never just about the music, but power, pride, and uncontrollable competitiveness. Expect filthy language and razor-sharp dialogue in this cut-throat new comedy that puts you right at the heart of the feuding, the fame, and the fallout.

Get ready to roll with it.

Written by John Niven

Directed by Matthew Dunster

Tickets are on sale now for The Battle and will start at £15.00 for the cheapest seats and go up to £109.00 for the most expensive. The first performance will be on the 26th May 2026 and the last show will be on the 30th May 2026. Get your tickets today!